Things That Are Funky

Stevie Wonder
Stilton
JFK's death
Boy's bathrooms (in general)
GEORGE CLINTON & PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC-so obvs. Der.

Now IS good time.

WTF! I like my job. And...I kinda think...my job likes me too!!! I keep waiting for the bad, you know, when you realize how much your job blows and how you hate the shit out of all your co-workers. Ive been there for 5 months, but I kinda think I'm still in the honeymoon phase. Or. Something.


Oh Shit! Kids, it's after midnight!!!! Guess what time of year it is???


Happy Birthday David Bowie! Happy Bowie Day World!!!

mixing with Strauss.

Wine and wine and tequila. Then the good tequila. Then a bit of bourbon. A bit more... a little more... come on, son, that's all you're pouring? Then whatever that mixture was you handed me, I think it had sambuca in it. Hold up, I should probably clock out. Or not. Beer and a shot. And then... what was that wine? The one that's got the word Lola in it. Yeah, two of those please. No more, I should go home. Oh, a Gran Marnier to finish? It's like a tympani roll. Build up and build up, Also sprach Zarathustra!