Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Sad songs (say so much)
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
A lightbulb, perhaps...
Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
In other news, San Fran Brady is looking for relationship advice from his apparent hero, A. Is he still hung up on Miss J? It appears so. Will A tell him to give up or keep pursuing our Miss J long distance? Only time will tell...
xoxo...
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Intravenous de Milo
You walk in, and it feels like all eyes are on you. You feel dehydrated, but coffee needs to happen first to get a little jolt of life back into yourself. For some reason, I don't like people to know I'm hungover, so the goal of my shift is to not let people see how retarded I feel. And that's why I can't have coffee and water and a soda at the same time; which is what I really want. So I slam an iced coffee, then have a water and then a soda. And then more water, god I'm really dehydrated.
People want to talk to me and it sucks. I have to try to look them in the eyes and I feel like they can just tell how much I drank the previous night. I know this isn't true, because how often do you notice when someone else is hungover when they don't tell you or make it obvious?
I should have been a rock star, or an actor or an artist; I could drink like one. I should have been an ad man in the 60's. I wish I was a little bit taller...
I've become bored of this rant. There is more I want to say, it will come later. I'm watching Spinal Tap and I feel myself just wanting to quote it. Smell the glove bitches.