Monday, December 20, 2010
Breaking and Entering
Father I have sinned. Tonight I came home and realized how much I miss the combo of drinking/smoking.  So...I knew the apartment next to ours was empty.  I knew the apartment next to ours could be accessed  through the window. I knew no one would be in there at this tima night.  And here I am; smoking and drinking and watchin' my hulu cue.  Am I badass or what?  Oh, I brought my cat too.  I guess I'm half ass, bad ass. This was pretty easy and not a huge risk.  Whatevs.  I got a new place to feel like I live alone. Is you jealous?  There is a picture I want to post, but things aren't really working out for me.
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Disaster! I spilled wine! And i had to clean it up with some discarded cardboard i found. It's hot in here. I got wine on my damn dress. Can't clean that up with cardboard.
ReplyDeleteFail better next time Sugar. Don't wear a dress you care to spill wine on.
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